tokiiwartooth and i are coming up with a plan for the apocalypse it consists of tree forts and sustainable rabbit farms its great


foolish hearts

that was in all honesty though one of the most riveting episodes of television ive ever seen. even if it hardcore stressed me out

misfits is stressing me OUT right now the next show i marathon has to have no drama


Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans


facebook is really starting to overstep ts boundaries 


Did I ever mention that time me and my friends combined forces to form Will Smith?

Hey, I saw a post on my dash I think yesterday about software that's similar to Microsoft Office but free and I think maybe it could possibly have been you but I can't find it now, so if it was you do you think maybe you could find it please?

it was not me sorry i know what post youre talking about but i dont think ive ever reblogged it. i wish you luck on your search though


baby & macho man

a shit-eating grin 
noun (idiomatic, vulgar) 

1. a wide and, to the outside observer, stupid-looking grin, usually showing smugness or self-satisfaction

2. the smirk on one’s face that makes you want to punch it 

3. a huge wide grin worn by a complete asshole before he’s about to or after he just fucked you over 

4. mickey milkovich’s most common facial expression, according to fanfic writers everywhere always until we all wither and die probably

4x07 // 4x12




i want to create a tv show about a group of friends where they’re all queer except the one token cishet friend who’s only there to say stereotypical “straight” things for laughs like “macklemore got me into rap” and “my mom and i got into a fight because she wouldn’t buy me a fourth obey snapback”

Or we could just stop stereotyping people.

you’re cast

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